From Carrie Maniscalco's Caringbridge site today:
St. Patrick's Breastplate
"Christ be with me, Christ before me, Christ behind me, Christ in me, Christ beneath me, Christ above me, Christ on my right, Christ on my left, Christ where I lie, Christ where I sit, Christ where I arise, Christ in the heart of every man who thinks of me, Christ in the mouth of every man who speaks of me, Christ in the eye of every man who sees me, Christ in the ear of every man who hears me, Salvation is of the Lord."
I like that much better than getting pinched...
Happy St. Patrick's Day!